Arise, Sir Campbell – The Bringer of Abbott’s Doom?

The Queensland election about to be held on the weekend holds more interest and twists than an episode of Game of Thrones.  There’s a number of plot questions to be answered:

– Is Campbell Newman’s Government so bad that it could lose after just one term?

– How shocked a look can be maintained from a Labor Opposition that had just 7 seats after the last election?

– Can the LNP have the win win of getting back into power, but be rid of their “Can’t Do Popularity” figurehead?

– If so, will there be a new Queensland Spring(borg)?

– How excited will Antony Green get with the swing calculator tool?

Tony Abbott, the noticeable absentee from the Queensland campaign, may still have cast more than just a pebble into the pond of Newman’s chances with his barking mad reactionary Sir Prince Philip moment (about which, my favourite article has been the one by Guy Rundle in Crikey). As a result of his schoolboy love affair with British royalty, the former director of Australians for Constitutional Monarchy has given extra reason for Queenslanders to be miffed with the Liberal National Party brand.  Yes, I know people should vote on state issues – and there’s plenty to dislike with Newman’s slash and burn, favour the rich neo-Bjelke Petersen administration. There are those, however, for whom state and federal blur into one.  Therein could lay a problem for Abbott.

Queensland’s newer and older Liberal members will most likely be out and about this week, trying to not be associated with Abbott but still helping out.  Voters on their way to booths may well recognise their local Federal MP and give them an ear bashing about what screws are going loose in Canberra.  These won’t be people obsessively watching the News Limited hunt for Peta Credlin’s head – they won’t be the ones who think Canberra is just an extended episode of The West Wing, where what staffers do is all important.  (This sentiment was one well encapsulated by Bill Shorten talking about the anti – Credlin campaign – “This is not some episode of The West Wing where you attribute everything to the staffers”.)  These voters will be ones concerned about the Abbott Government’s ability to deliver anything positive.

Where these messages from voters may get interesting is in what the Federal MPs take back to Canberra. The ones in the more marginal seats may well take back to Canberra the same kind of panic David Bradbury took back to Canberra back in June 2010.  Bradbury, people may remember, was out and about campaigning in the weeks before the disastrous Penrith state by-election of June 19 (in a curious side note, David Leyonjhelm was a candidate in that election for the “Outdoor Recreation Party’).  The 25% swing against the ALP should have been sheeted home exclusively to an electorate punishing an MP for misusing public funds and forcing a by-election, as well as a state government well on the nose rather than anything happening in Canberra.  While Bradbury did mention state issues as being the chief issue for the loss, he also mentioned in the party room upon his return that asylum seekers was “hitting him hard”, one of the many concerns expressed by MPs that were mentioned in the Peter Hartcher / Philip Coorey piece that came just before Rudd was pushed out of office.  It is hard to imagine that Queensland MPs coming back from their electorates won’t have messages about Abbott’s personal flaws ringing in their ears, ready to be delivered to colleagues and the party room.

Not only does Abbott have the fallout to weather from Queensland in the party room meeting next week, there’s also the matter of his National Press Club address to come on the heels of that on Feburary 2. What normally could be seen as a bland speech / question session to most people now takes on another dimension as Abbott is not only forced to make a speech about what is to be done, but may face real questions from those in the audience about his abilities to lead and consult.   Now is the time that he can’t be allowed to just blame Labor, he will hopefully be forced to stand by his own failings.  Ordinarily, such a performance at the NPC should not have any impact on a PMs ability to lead, but in this environment, it could well be afforded that importance.  If he can’t put together a competent performance – and it’s hard to see that he will be able to present any kind of coherent stance or position – the returning Queensland Liberal MPs’ questions and concerns about a bad NPC performance may turn into something more tangible.

It makes the next week pretty interesting, which may be the understatement of the year.

The Credlin Stick – Easy to Use

One of the objects in current society that is getting a lot of bad press is the selfie stick.  We’ve heard the comments:

“It’s a symbol of our vain society”

“It’s proof that narcissism is alive and well”

“Shows the power that the Self has over our ability to represent our place in the world”.

Etc. I’m fairly sure Foucault would have a view on the Selfie Stick – I know Walter Benjamin definitely would have.  But I won’t bore you with a discussion of either of them – you can read this precis on Benjamin if you want and draw your own conclusions, comparisons and the like.

But it’s easy to criticise the Selfie Stick because it’s an easy way to Judge the Young People – hating them and their idea that society have gone from wanting to take passive photos of things to wanting to include themselves in the picture of said thing.  The selfie stick allows a person to take a photo of themselves and the thing they are standing near. No longer do people need to ask for the help of a passing stranger to take photos.  In addition, the selfie stick allows for a much greater number of friends to be included in a shot – it allows for more inclusivity rather than necessarily more narcissism, such as with this picture from the Huffington Post.


To judge the selfie stick harshly is so easy to do and involves not a lot of work.  It is with this same alacrity and ease that a range of people are using what I call the Credlin Stick.  This means that they are doing a hatchet job on Peta Credlin, the Prime Minister’s Chief of Staff.  The great thing about Credlin is that a whole heap of people, from backbenchers, Government whips, thinkpiece writers, press gallery people and bloggers can take the Credlin Stick and use it to take a snapshot of themselves making Pronouncements about How Bad She Is, hence showing exactly How Intelligent and Insightful they are.  These are the essential arguments used by those using the Credlin Stick:

– She’s Too Powerful – as an unelected official, she needs to have Less Power

– She’s Too Inflexible – she’s a Micromanager, just like Rudd

– She a tough, powerful woman who is the Reason Abbott is doing so badly

– Backbenchers don’t like her

– The Government Whip has complained about the Abbott defence of her!

And then there’s much assertion that she’s a terrible, no good chief of staff who MUST GO. (which is relayed in this piece at length)


This is as close to a selfie as I can get of Peta Credlin

With the Selfie Stick, I think it’s fine for people to use one if they want. They serve a purpose and really, who I am to judge others for wanting to take photos in the way they want to. But the use of the Credlin stick is narcissistic and pointless. I am tired of the multiple attempts to have her removed from the position as COS for Abbott.   That’s because of these reasons:

– It’s a frivolous distraction from the calamities that have befallen the Abbott Government.  In order to stop us from seeing the fault in the Government’s “stars”, these pieces want us to see the fault in Credlin.

– If the baying for blood that is currently occurring has its desired result, what exactly does it actually change? What evidence has anyone provided that Credlin isn’t capable of doing her job?  I am no great fan of the tactics that come from the Government, which could well be coming from Credlin and her team – the tactics were intellectually insulting before the election and continue to be. (I, unlike some, cannot pretend to know which tactics / plans / actions are actually hers). But say she does go, what would that actually achieve, other than provide breathing space for the Government and a sacrificial Peta?

– The criticism of Credlin has been, from my perspective, overwhelmingly sexist and often revolting – with not just the comments from a variety of sexist Twitter  mutterings about her dress sense and looks, even down to this sexist description of a supposed fight between Julie Bishop and Credlin:

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Fighting fish? Really?

These discussions have overwhelmed a reasonable question about Credlin through all of this – what is the extent of her power and what precisely has been mistakes from her office and what are mistakes from the Government. Were the mistakes a result of ministers going off-script?  That seems to be lost in all this focus on Credlin. She’s a staffer. A Malcolm Tucker of Canberra.  And really, people should stop trying to get a bit of clickbait fame by grabbing the Credlin Stick and shaking it all about.

Sharia Bushfire and Flood – Penrith Council Meeting No.2 about the Community Centre

Two weeks ago, Penrith Council approved the Development Application for a Community Centre for the Muhammadi Cultural Association. Councillor Marcus Cornish, however, called a rescission motion to reverse the decision and hence an extraordinary meeting had to be called for Monday, December 8.

Cornish has been on the media about this issue – such as on Sydney radio station 2UE – where he made suggestions like that Muslims are behind Ice dealing and pedophile rings.  Sensibly, the hosts squashed him pretty hard.

So we arrived again at a council meeting, which was covered in detail through my Storify here (Thanks to Anne O’Grady and James Ryan for helping with that). The same group of local racists (the type who like to say – “we’re not racists, but we hate Islam”) were there with their amateur signs painted on beer advertising.  I went inside the library with Greens councillor for Penrith, Michelle Tormey, who had just talked to the gathered locals against the “Mosque”, despite former local One Nation candidate, Rick Putra, saying to the gathered people “it was a waste of time” talking to her. One person suggested that he would “stab her in the stomach” and another “prayed that (Michelle’s) 5 year old daughter wouldn’t marry a Muslim and be forced to have a circumcision”.   It was little wonder Tormey wanted some respite in a library.

But eventually, we re-emerged, to see some bussed in racists from a newish outfit, The “Party for Freedom“.  Not sure this is quite the same kind of freedom being asked for by Tim Wilson and the Institute of Public Affairs.  This party’s signs had a swastika in the word “Islam”. Not racists, of course.  They also didn’t seem to like Antifa, the anti-fascist association who had turned up to support the community centre (who were excellent at keeping the racists at bay – and props to the likes of Andy Fleming, aka Slackbastard, for helping to rally support).




There was also the addition this time of the extra angle of an Israeli flag (held by a bloke wearing an Australian Rugby League shirt).


And also fascists from the Australian Defence League taking video footage of protestors from Antifa.


The colour and movement outside was certainly entertaining in a strange kind of way – though this time, there were no fights, possibly helped by the presence of the NSW Police Anti-Riot squad.

Once inside, it was locals and supporters of the community centre that were neatly divided down the middle of the chamber, while the community outsiders – both Antifa and the various bussed in fascists from Australia First and the rest – chanted and argued outside.

Once inside, we were treated to a similar show to the one we saw two weeks ago.  There were locals of various sorts supporting Cornish’s motion.  The first, a baby boomer who used to live in Lidcombe making these claims:

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And another from a suburb some distance away from the proposed community centre who objected to being called a “bigot” after the last meeting, making comments such as these:

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Then the last speaker, a Mr. Manou, was a resident in the same street as the proposed centre – Clifford Rd, Kemps Creek, who was treading the line between concerned resident about traffic and racist. His line of attack was to quote an unnamed Liverpool Council worker who said the following:

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This was a line of attack that was picked up later in the meeting from opponents to the community centre, both from the council and the crowd.  This last speaker was good at whipping up cheers and howls from the gathered crowd – the first and last speakers were playing more to the crowd than speaking to the council.  The Mayor, Ross Fowler, had to ask these speakers to not speak to the crowd but to council a couple of times. As the speaker went on, he got a mite excited later on – which was captured by these tweets:

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To which the Mayor, Ross Fowler, responded,

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Then it was time for the three speakers against the rescission motion to speak. Father David Smith, the Parish Priest from the Dulwich Hill Anglican Church was first up. He spoke at length about the peaceful nature of the Muhammadi association and its members, speaking of long experience of working with people from many faiths. He also spoke about the way extremist groups like ISIS pose a threat to Shia groups like the Muhammadi, revealing a gap in the understanding of the people in Penrith who make crude comments about Muslims and terrorism.

Marcus Cornish seemed to be put out by seeing a Christian supporter of the centre, accusing him of being “naive” to the evils of Islam, to which Fr. Smith replied by citing his 25 year association with people of many faiths in Dulwich Hill, as well as going to Islamic countries and seeing the problems of Islamic extremism first hand.

The next speaker, professional planning expert, Ian Rufus, pretty much silenced the councillors because he reiterated the fact that council had put the DA through its paces and it all checked out. This didn’t stop one local resident saying “bullshit”, then “do your homework”.  Instant planning expertise with that one.

The last speaker was, as last time, Abbas Alvi, the main spokesperson for the association.  He countered many of the arguments from the opponents, even the ones that claimed that Muslims = Crime.

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But for all the talk of Alvi wanting to reach out to the community, as last time, this didn’t stop someone calling this question out from the crowd, to make public applause and acclaim:

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To which Mayor Fowler, in one of his highlights, responded with this:

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Despite the moronic and irrelevant nature of the question, that didn’t stop Cornish from being inspired by the comment and he asked the same question.  Completely irrelevant to a DA.  Alvi shouldn’t have had to answer, but he started in this way:

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Alvi then showed a desire to educate the baying crowd as to what Sharia Law actually was – he even asked “do you want to know what it means?” to which the mob answer was – “No”, then “give a yes or no answer”.

Fowler, however, was clearly sick of the direction in which this was headed and ruled that Cornish’s question was out of order and that Alvi didn’t need to answer it. This brought the loudest hollering from the crowd as well as an angry Cornish rising to his feet, hands on hips, staring at Fowler in the same pose as two weeks ago, Again, Fowler responded in kind, which had Cornish backing down again.

After this, there were questions from Cnr. Tormey to Alvi as to where the money was coming from for the centre, in order to demonstrate that the centre was being built for western Sydney residents, and not the “Muslims from Auburn and Lakemba”, which had been Cornish’s continuous claim.  The answer predictably attracted some comments from the opponents about Muslims and dirty money.

After Alvi returned to his seat, then the rescission motion was put – not by Cornish, but by Liberal Independent Councillor Mark Davies – the husband of Mulgoa MP, Tanya Davies.

This was, for me, one of the more troubling parts of the night, because Davies purports to be of the sensible middle ground, yet here he was, supporting the mad views and positions of Marcus Cornish. He cited nebulous concerns such as bushfires, while stating that he knew the areas well :

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And then this classic piece of veiled racism:

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So, people shouldn’t be free to build a community centre as it may change the “character of the area”, but people can be free to be bigots, presumably.

In citing his support for “community concerns”, Davies was deliberately playing the populist card rather than staring down the racists and accepting the fact that the DA was compliant. Rather, he was suggesting that this fact be placed to one side and that the “community concerns” of a loud, rabid minority be allowed to stop mature, considered community progress.   It was a pretty rank, craven act from someone who could see that there may be an electoral backlash to the Liberal Independent councillors who voted to support the centre.

Talking of rank, Councillor Kevin “Shitspert” Crameri also didn’t disappoint, citing (again) how his knowledge of sewerage was superior to anyone who either worked for council or went to university, and how his septic system is second to none. He also decided to branch out to the possibility of flooding.  The main surprise was that he didn’t cite bushfires too.

After we had speakers for the rescission motion, there were none against it. That was because most of the councillors were well bored with this issue and wanted to move on. So the actual vote was very quick. It went as follows:

Supporting the Motion (ie. Opposing the Community Centre)

Liberal Independent: Cornish, Mark Davies

Independents: Crameri, Girotto

Opposing the Motion (ie. Supporting the Community Centre)

Liberal Independents: Goldfinch (a change in vote from last time), Hitchen, Fowler, Bratusa

Labor: Car, McKeon, G Davies, Thain

Green: Tormey

Independent: Greenow

The evening’s proceedings have also been written up by the Penrith Press’ excellent Ian Paterson here.   In the end, it needs to be noted that Mayor Ross Fowler was excellent in guiding the meeting away from the kind of rabid crowd hollering being whipped up by Marcus Cornish and the speakers – based on the evidence of the evening, that kind of mature discussion might not have happened if Mark Davies was Mayor, as he was in 2012-13.  It was also good to see Cnr. Ben Goldfinch change his mind from the last meeting and vote to support the centre.

So, again, common sense, acceptance and maturity ruled the night and the community centre can finally have no barriers to its construction.  This would have enraged the Australia First fascists who had gathered outside by the time we emerged.   However, this pleased the type of people that the City of Penrith should be thinking about with such decisions – that is, the community and the children within that community who will be enjoying this centre into the future.  And it is a photo of said children taken by Cnr. Tormey that will end this report of what was a win for the good people of Penrith and a poke in the eye for ignorant mob rule, who seem to think some kind of Sharia Bushfire Flood is coming to make all white folks wear burqas and kill their children. Er, no.



Back in the Gossip Game – Laurie Oakes and Backgrounding Against Hockey

During the Rudd / Gillard years, many members of the Canberra Press Gallery was fuelled by the endless backgrounders, hints, leaks and so forth that emanated from the ALP.  Gossip. The first year of Abbott hasn’t been as fertile for the press gallery. It appears that for the gossip columnists, though, Abbott’s government is finally producing the material. Today’s piece by Laurie Oakes is a classic example of a gossip column dressed up as political commentary. And we get the “woo hoo!” factor from the headline:

Liberal leaks hint at eroded trust

IMMIGRATION Minister Scott Morrison had a big win late on Thursday night, gaining enough crossbench support to ensure the Senate passed changes to asylum seeker laws, including measures to bolster the Government’s power to turn back boats.

Before Oakes gets into gossip territory, however, he starts with the sporting commentary style so beloved of many.  “Big win”. This is a continuation of the idea that politics is somehow a sport with two sides. “Big win”, as if putting in draconian new laws that gives Scott Morrison unchecked power over the lives of asylum seekers is somehow akin to Cronulla winning a rugby league game (Morrison has had far many more such “wins” in that case). It’s not a win for asylum seekers, their families or those who think following UN resolutions and treating human beings with kindness, compassion and respect is something we should be doing. This method of sport reporting gives the whiff of a downside of being an embedded press gallery report – of being an insider with little care for the ramifications of the events being discussed. And it goes on…

He had been working flat-out for more than a week to get the numbers, at one stage even pursuing Clive Palmer to a function at the US embassy to continue the arm-twisting that eventually got Palmer United Party senators on side.

Wow, Scott Morrison twists arms! He negotiates! That is something to be celebrated, clearly.  As is this method of “negotiation”?


But, as we can see from Oakes, he thinks this is all good, because…

That Senate success was a rare high point for the Abbott Government in what was a shambolic end to a shambolic parliamentary year.

“Success”!  Yay, ScoMo. While the rest of the Government is a shambles, ScoMo can use children in detention as a bargaining chip for a slew of a mind bogglingly inhuman changes to Immigration law and procedures.  It’s quite insensitive and superficial way to address such an issue – and frankly, no surprise. Neither is the rest, which is where we get into gossip column territory.

Yet just hours later, when yesterday’s edition of Sydney’s Daily Telegraph hit the streets with a front-page report on suggestions Joe Hockey could be dumped as Treasurer, some of his Liberal colleagues were pointing the finger at Morrison as a likely source.

“For God’s sake, Scott’s been virtually living with crossbenchers all week,” said a Morrison defender. “He had a merciless focus on getting this legislation through. When would he have had the time to dump on Joe?”

News Corp journo discussing impact of News Corp front page talking to unnamed sources. Gossip.  Finger pointing. Defending.

Other Liberals had different suspicions about the exclusive by journalist Simon Benson.

Benson is well connected and one of his most important connections is in the Prime Minister’s office. Because of that, according to a senior Liberal MP, “people will not assume it has been written lightly”. Another source says: “Directing attention at Joe could be an attempt to give some cover to the PM. He’s the one who’s been stuffing up lately.”

“Benson is well connected” is one of the more amusing lines in this piece – that could well be because Benson has been talking up the Liberal Party for as long as anyone can remember – he, along with Gemma Jones (remember her?) were their boosters in chief while they were in opposition. So it’s little wonder he’s “well connected”.   And so it goes, we have “sources say” (but not senior sources, where are the senior sources?) this and other “sources say” that.  Tony’s friends said that, Joe’s friends said something else.  I’m not sure whether at this stage I’m reading a political analysis or a teacher’s account of a dispute between two former friends.

No matter who spoke to Benson or what was their motivation, the importance of the incident lies in the disunity and paranoia it exposes and the lack of trust at the highest levels of the Government.

This from the journalist who confronted Julia Gillard during the 2010 election with leaks from cabinet meetings dropped to him to damage her election campaign – which they did. Journalists like Oakes knows exactly why these leaks happen and they are the bread and butter of his work and the work of others in the press gallery. They despair when they lack leaks.  When has there been a government that doesn’t have disunity and paranoia?  But now for more gossip…

There had been more evidence a day earlier when The Financial Review ran a story about a confrontation between Tony Abbott and Foreign Affairs Minister Julie Bishop. The paper claimed the minister had “gone bananas” at a meeting with Abbott over reports she was to be “chaperoned” at a climate change conference in Peru by Trade Minister Andrew Robb.

Bishop was offended, according to the paper, because it was said the Prime Minister’s Office wanted the more sceptical Robb keeping an eye on her to ensure she did not overcommit Australia on climate change policy.

Something is clearly amiss when details of a row between the PM and his deputy leader are leaked like this. Given that Bishop is popular among Coalition backbenchers and regarded as the Government’s best performer, it could only be damaging to Abbott.

So many questions to be asked after this. Why would the bananas story be damaging to Abbott?  Aren’t people allowed to be miffed at things? Did senior sources say that this was damaging?  And Bishop is popular? Why wouldn’t a Liberal minister be “popular”?  The superficiality of the pronouncements of this paragraph highlight the facile nature of such insider gossip stuff. All hints, all assertions and all in a tone of “I know all this because I’m an insider, so trust me, I know what I am talking about”.

But for many of us, it’s Who Cares.  But the Sydney branch of News Corp thinks that we should care – and wants to push the idea that Julie Bishop is worth liking and should be considered popular in this breathless puff piece that claims that Bishop “should double as Fashion Minister”. But back to Oakes…

Keep in mind that these days “the Prime Minister’s Office” is almost always code for Abbott’s protective and controlling chief of staff, Peta Credlin.

Credlin, like Hockey, is regarded by a growing number of Liberals as a problem that will have to be dealt with. Speculation about a possible Senate berth to get her out of her current role, though almost certainly groundless, indicates the concern.

Ah, Peta Credlin. The scapegoat for the calamities of the most awkward Prime Minister since Billy McMahon.  The Daily Tele and the like have been airing all sorts of stuff about Abbott’s Chief of Staff.  The various rabid Labor Twitter shouters have also targetted her with various hypocritical sexist comments about her clothing choices and the like.  The campaign against her has been whipped up so effectively that now the Tele has felt inclined to run a piece defending her. Such pieces are often seen as actually having the opposite effect and are the beginning of the end for people in politics.  But Credlin should not be the focus on any of this stuff.  A PM’s COS should be invisible, like Malcolm Tucker or Sir Humphrey Appleby.  That she isn’t speaks volumes for media outlets and a government not wanting to admit that they have a dud performer in the PM’s chair.  If Credlin left, nothing would improve. Indeed, there’s been precious little evidence provided in this commentary that Credlin isn’t actually very good and efficient at her job, no matter what people might think of the politics of the Liberal Government.  Oakes’ sources however, aren’t really targetting Credlin this time. It’s Hockey.

But Hockey is the subject of most of the talk. There is much to be said for getting rid of ministerial dead wood but, replacing the likes of Kevin Andrews and David Johnston may not be enough.

Hockey’s performance is undoubtedly central to the Government’s difficulties. A very prominent Liberal told me after the Coalition’s Victorian election loss: “A reshuffle won’t really change anything if it doesn’t change Joe.”

“Very prominent” is the new “senior source”?  And quoting someone who doesn’t like Hockey without knowing that person’s context and reasoning is pointless. The “very prominent” person may be someone who has never liked Hockey / is in a different faction / wants a better job. We don’t know because Oakes is just saying what he said.  And the words being said do do damage to Hockey, because it hints at a wider view of Hockey.  And that leads to an open discussion of gossip of what could happen in the future.

And changing Joe is probably too hard — not only because the most obvious replacement, Malcolm Turnbull, would immediately be portrayed as a leadership threat to Abbott.

To begin with, friends say, Hockey would not go quietly. It would be ugly. Also, giving a Treasurer the shove would be a big deal, effectively an admission that the Government’s economic policy has been on the wrong track from the start. On top of that, if Hockey has failed to produce the right Budget or to sell it properly, then the PM shares the blame.

Gossip, gossip, gossip. This is all very well for Twitter, this kind of talk, but it’s not analysis nor any kind of serious political coverage.  “Hockey would not go quietly”. Really? Thanks for that.

Abbott chaired the Expenditure Review Committee. Abbott’s office, under Credlin’s command and control structure, is at the heart of every decision. The Prime Minister and the Treasurer are joined at the hip. Or perhaps, the hip-pocket nerve. If Joe’s on the nose, the PM by definition is just as pongy.

Here, finally, we are getting some analysis and we have an admission that Abbott has issues – but inserted into this is another veiled dig at Credlin and her “command and control structure” – which has been the central charge from her detractors. “She’s too controlling!” If I was Abbott’s COS, I’d be controlling too, considering what happens when they say what they actually think. This David Pope cartoon sums up the Credlin situation perfectly.

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Oakes at this point does continue down a fruitful path, pointing towards the problems with Abbott:

And there is the added element that Hockey’s Budget proved toxic primarily because Abbott lacked the ticker to tell voters the truth before last year’s election. Abbott made promises he obviously knew could not be kept. Hapless Hockey can hardly be held responsible for his leader’s political cowardice.

This is less gossip and more political analysis.  And then we get this analysis, featuring a range of insider assertions:

Whether Hockey will stay as Treasurer is undoubtedly a matter of interest. The question asked much more often, though, is whether Abbott can survive as PM. He answered that himself on Thursday when he remarked that “governments that change their leaders haven’t done very well lately”. Julia Gillard’s unhappy prime ministership, plus the Coalition’s defeat in Victoria after replacing a premier midterm, provide Abbott with insurance.

This may well be true – and as an insider, Laurie would know such things for certain, we can glean.  To end with Abbott as being the core problem is fair enough.  But what is interesting is that along the way, we have seen Morrison, Bishop and Hockey mentioned. There’s a code here that I suspect is designed to spark discussion of leadership and the like amongst Liberal Government people, just as we saw with the ALP.   In terms of these press gallery gossip columnists causing a stir within a government, they are back in the game. And they are relishing the possibilities of that all over again.

Sewerage and Traffic – Veiled Racism Continuing against Muslims in Penrith

Sewerage, traffic, roads.  These are the constant reasons residents use in any dispute regarding the building of any kind of infrastructure related to the Islamic community. Whether it’s Camden in 2008 or Penrith in 2014, that’s what is used.  This is why the story of the veiled racism of sewerage and traffic concerns needs to be told wherever it occurs.

So it came to pass that last night, Monday, November 24, a meeting was conducted by Penrith Council to decide whether to pass a Development Application (DA) for a community centre for the Muhammedi Association. (Disclosure here – I was present at the meeting as a member of the Greens as well as a supporter of the association’s desire to have the community centre built).  It was a fairly revealing meeting, which has been catalogued in my Storify of the tweets I made at the meeting.

The DA was placed ostensibly for a Community Centre for social gatherings, birthdays, that kind of thing.  It is also proposed to be somewhere that could be used for prayer when the situation requires it. It is for this reason that the DA needed to deem “place of worship”. This is a key phrase.  As was pointed out continuously by the association at the council meeting, it is proposed to be a community centre where food is served – which means it cannot be a Mosque.   The other point to make at this point is that the Muhammadi Association is registered in Granville, but its members live across greater western Sydney, in places like Campbelltown, Blacktown and Penrith.

On the other side of the argument was Penrith Councillor and Blue Mountains resident, Marcus Cornish.  Cornish ran, like all other Penrith Liberals, in the 2012 Council election as an “Independent”, though in Cornish’s case, he ran as a “Conservative” and featured “No Mosques for Penrith” as a core part of his campaign. He’s been a fairly controversial character in and around Penrith politics (for one, he’s close to former Liberal member and now independent Jackie Kelly). For this meeting, Cornish had whipped up community outrage about the building of what he continually called a Mosque.

Before the meeting even started, there was a fair amount of tension and anger outside the council, with a group of locals standing with a variety of signs opposing Mosques, including my personal favourite – “Bikini’s or Burqas – You Choose”.



One of these people was making comments such as “I don’t hate Muslims, I hate Islam”. There was also a man walking around with a flagcape continually declaring that he wasn’t a racist.  There was also a group of local anarchists who didn’t mind a shout either, and between these groups, there were a couple of minor scuffles that were easily quelled by the considerable number of police present.

[It was good that there was a decent police presence this time around. In a previous extraordinary council meeting two weeks earlier, supporters of the DA had to be escorted to their cars by the smaller number of police present, dodging kicks being thrown by the opponents.]

The police were helpful later, as it was decided that each side’s leader would make sure 5 members of each “side” were let in at a time. This didn’t stop some of the opponents of the DA trying to sneak in as supporters of the DA – though it was fairly obvious who the opponents were, based on cultural background and age – most opponents were over the age of 60.

Then it came time for the meeting. The supporters of the DA represented three different views, so we first heard about how the hall was to be used from Dr. Atiya Zaidi.  Blue Mountains resident Cornish’s first question to her was where she lived.  When she answered Campbelltown, this was replied with anger and hollering from the opponents.   It seemed that, according to Cornish’s logic, that no-one from outside Penrith should be allowed to go to things built in Penrith.

The second speaker, Ian Rufus, town planner spoke of how the building passed all of council’s checks and regulations in regards traffic, sewerage and the like. This didn’t stop the likes of Cornish ask Rufus how many from the Penrith LGA would be using the facility. It also didn’t stop independent Councillor Kevin Crameri ask about sewerage. He used the knowledge of his own sewerage arrangements on his property as a way to question the ability of the sewerage system to cope with the demands of the community centre.   Rufus answered that the sewerage system had been taken into account, as council officers repeated later in the meeting.

Indeed, Councillor Crameri continually asked about sewerage throughout the night and stated that was why he would vote against the proposal, leading to this tweet of mine:

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The last supporter to speak was Abbas Alvi, who has been one of the chief proponents of the centre. He spoke of being made to feel welcome in the community and how the association just wanted to build somewhere for people to come.  He spoke of emotion and passion for the country into which he migrated from India in 1989. When this emotion was clear in his voice, the hollering and hoots from the opponents of the centre were loud and particularly offensive.

Alvi ended his speech with an open invitation for anyone in the community to visit the new centre when it opened – it wasn’t going to be just for Muslims.  This last comment seemed to confuse Cnr. Crameri, who later asked just how many people would be driving to this place, now that “Hindus and whatever could go”.  I was left wondering whether the fact that Alvi was an Indian Muslim confused Crameri.

Cornish’s question was how many people who would go to this centre would be from Granville and “how many of your supporters here tonight are from Granville”.  Variations on a theme. What wasn’t a variation was the threatening finger pointed by Cornish at Alvi as he went back to the audience.

The opponents of the DA were varied – May Spencer, of Malaysian Chinese heritage, spoke of how this centre was the foundation of a “super Mosque” to be built in the area. She also talked of rapes, murders in relation to Lakemba and Bankstown and the coming of Sharia Law to Penrith.  She related her own experience of Malaysia to talk of Islamic suppression.  Rick Putra, former One Nation candidate for the seat of Mulgoa opposed any building of “mosques” (even though this wasn’t a Mosque) and questioned traffic, sewerage and the like.  Local resident Peter Maltese opposed the fact that more cars would be driving past his property. He also cited that the weren’t many Muslims in the community and how they shouldn’t be allowed to have another community centre in his town. As he said at the end:

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The meeting then went to the motion at hand. It was at this point Cornish went into full righteous outrage, claiming that the Mayor, fellow Liberal (but moderate) Ross Fowler, was impinging his right to speak and democracy whenever Fowler called a point of order or held particular votes. Each time Cornish would accuse Fowler of whatever, the crowd was whipped into loud cries and threats thrown Fowler’s way, such “you’re finished” and the like.

The highlight of this exchange was when Cornish stood, hands on hips, staring at Fowler, daring him to act in a way that would make the crowd go into hysterics. Fowler, a mild mannered man generally, stood up and mirrored the gesture in one of the strangest Dirty Harry moments seen in a Penrith Council meeting.

Cornish, when “allowed to speak”, went onto discussions of Mosques and Muslims not assimilating – to this end, he spoke of the Muslim girlfriend of his son, who, aside from hopefully marrying into the family one day, “lives like us” and said that such people should live “the way we want”. His other point was that such a centre would be the start of a massive influx of residents from Lakemba and Granville, which was “what not the local people want”. This was cheered loudly. It was at this point I was heard to shout “you live in the Blue Mountains, Cornish!”

The other opponents on council to speak against the DA was the former Mayor, Liberal Mark Davies (and also husband of the Member for Mulgoa, Tanya Davies), who stated that the community concerns needed to be considered, “whether this is a mosque, community hall, prayer hall, whatever”. Davies appeared to not have listened to every single person who stated clearly that it wasn’t a mosque. Another opponent was the councillor voted as an Australia First member, Maurice Girotto, who left the party some time ago. (As an aside, before the meeting, the leader of Australia First, Jim Saleam, could be seen outside, barking weird accusations about the Greens through a tiny green megaphone). Girotto opposed the DA on the basis of “community concern” and “lack of community consultation” as well, even though the residents near the proposed DA were sent 4 letters about the application. Crameri opposed it because of sewerage.

Another tactic attempted by the opponents was the delay the DA again until they got “the right information” as stated by Crameri (about sewerage in his case).  This was loudly acclaimed and supported by opponents in the crowd, especially when it was suggested that the whole Penrith LGA be consulted about the DA.  Cornish was suggesting a several month delay well past Christmas “while we still have Christmas” (a comment which got his supporters laughing). This delaying tactic was squashed by people like Labor’s John Thain, who said that the entire community has never been consulted about a DA and Labor’s Greg Davies, who cited the possibility that council could spend another $300,000 commissioning reports and the centre would still pass, because as council’s officers repeatedly stated, there was nothing wrong with the DA on planning grounds.

In the end, it was supported by the majority of council.  Of the supporters, most of them were fairly quiet throughout.  Councillor Michelle Tormey of the Greens was the most active supporter, asking questions of each of the speakers  – even gaining an admission from Putra that, if there was another review, he would support the DA “depending on compromises”.  When Tormey stated why she would be supporting the motion, she stated that bigotry wasn’t welcome in Penrith.  As can be expected, she wasn’t popular amongst the opponents, who interjected loudly throughout, including for the 30 year old councillor to “go back to school”.

The vote went as follows:


Tormey (Greens)

Davies, Car, Thain, McKeon, Greg Davies (ALP)

Hitchen, Bratusa, Fowler (Liberal)


Cornish, Mark Davies (Liberal)

Crameri, Girotto (Independent)


Greenow, Aitken

And with that, the supporters of the DA cheered. I shook a lot of hands of the members of the community who were there, probably to the disgust of the assembled Anglo Celtic opposition.  Some probably see me as some kind of traitor.  But that’s a label I can wear quite happily when applied by such people.

Most of all, however, the main lesson learnt – again – was that if such DAs are watertight in terms of the physical structure and amenity, councils such as Penrith will support them. What was also clear is that there’s a wide schism between the two main factions of the Penrith Liberals – the so called “Group” and “Taliban” (ironic that Cornish is seen as a member of this faction).

Into this pea soup of rancour and scorn will step the new Independent candidate for the seat of Penrith, Jackie Kelly, who is no fan of the Mayor and his faction. So that will be interesting.  Meanwhile, the Muhammadi Association can now build their community centre. And I, along with the rational members of the Nepean region, will be happily attending the grand opening.


Applying the Whip – The Oz Giving Tips to their Horse

It seems that at least one media outlet is interested in Newspoll results 2 years out from an election – the poor, largely unread Australian.  It’s a curious organ of record, the Oz – there’s fine journalists working for them like Peter Lalor, Patricia Karvelas and Rick Morton and their sport section generally is good. Yet they also employ as their columnists a gaggle of former Liberal government staffers, muttering extremists and spear carriers for causes that either serve specific corporate interests (such as miners) or lost their relevance some time ago. The continuing anti – ABC and anti “Leftist” campaigning from Chris Kenny and Gerard Henderson’s strange gnomic utterances are the stuff of Twitter guffaws but hold little interest for punters in the community at large.

But there is another purpose of the Oz – to help ride the Abbott Government horse to the finish line of the next Federal election.  The paper’s editorial team have seen it as their job to help boost the Abbott Government in an intellectual way, as opposed to the News Corp metropolitan dailies, which is to support the Government with colourful visuals and colourful language.  Today, however, the Oz has shown in its editorial that it is more than capable of getting out the whip.   And this is some whip.

The Abbott government is doomed without narrative


THE past fortnight should have been a personal triumph for Tony Abbott and a high-water mark for his government. The Prime Minister hosted a terrific G20 event in Brisbane, with the world’s economic powerhouses committing to boost output growth by an extra 2.1 per cent over the next four years. This historic gathering brought to our shores the globe’s supreme economic and political players, some of whom came bearing gifts. The signing of a free-trade agreement with China on Monday was a watershed moment, for both nations. Amid all the glitz and clamour, one thing is clear: Australia is seen by the major powers as a country that counts. Yet, instead of using this fresh success to spruik a winning reform agenda, or to educate the public, Mr Abbott and Joe Hockey have skulked off the stage.

Doomed!  And it apparently needs a narrative. Everything needs a narrative these days. Even if it’s filled with lies, half truths and spin I imagine.  The Oz is trying to tell the story that Australia Matters because it hosted the G20 and has signed free trade agreements and is urging the Government to do the same. Maybe the Oz doesn’t understand that talk of trade isn’t all that exciting for a lot of people, until such time as they see tangible outcomes of such a deal.

Or maybe they need to realise that the Government has, for a long time now, have had a narrative, but have crafted the wrong narrative – that Labor and “The Left” ran down this country for too long and that Abbott is fixing it.  It’s a negative, short term narrative that wears out quickly and isn’t compatible with the truth, that Australia has been a booming, successful economy for a long time now, no matter who is in Government.  Thing is – it’s the same narrative that the Oz has run for the entirely of the Abbott Government, so it’s a touch hypocritical for them to say that the Government has been running without narrative.

Also inferred in this is that the Australian public is too stupid to understand the G20 without being “educated” by the Government.  The job of informing people about events – not educate – is the media’s, usually. But when you have circulation numbers as low as the Oz, then they can’t get the opportunity to educate many.  But it gives that education thing a go.

The nation has not witnessed such a prestigious cavalcade since the Asia-Pacific Economic Co-operation forum in Sydney in 2007. Its potent mix of star power, symbolism and relevance is political gold. Although foreign policy, with its attendant grandiosity and bewildering acronyms, is not a vote winner in the Australian context, the Abbott government is inexplicably missing a precious opportunity to shine. China’s President Xi Jinping, India’s Prime Minister Narendra Modi and British Prime Minister David Cameron addressed parliament; they brought more than bonhomie. As well, German Chancellor Angela Merkel and French President Francois Hollande made state visits after the G20 extravaganza.

“Not a vote winner in the Australian context”. That line pretty much negates the point attempting to be made by the rest of it. Politicians from overseas visiting us and holding koalas does not reflect the success or failure of a Government to deliver on policy and services. It’s tourists holding koalas and appearing in selfies.  It reflects that Australia has stuff to sell and buy and that other nations are grateful for the resources we are able to sell. It’s a touch churlish to suggest that the Government has failed because it can’t make maximum political mileage from the post G20 glow.  But then the Oz focuses on one aspect of the G20 that did get out into the community.

Plus, I never thought I’d see the phrase “precious moment to shine” in the Australian.

Barack Obama stayed long enough to insult his host on climate change — against the advice of US diplomats, as Greg Sheridan reports today — and to show off his unmatched oratorical flair; the “chosen one’s” strength, however, is a gateway to his signature weakness. Deeds rarely match the US President’s words. But there is a serious point to this mastery of imagery and gesture politics. No successful modern leader can be aloof from the requirements of communications and storytelling. It’s a simple lesson that Mr Abbott has failed to grasp: talking points and three-word slogans can never suffice. “Australia is open for business” does not constitute a narrative or provide inspiration. “Team Australia” has hokey appeal, but it, too, does not work as an explanation for complex national security issues.

Using the phrase “Insult the host” is essentially telling the POTUS that he has no right to tell anyone that their policy is out of step with world opinion and action.  It shouldn’t matter what diplomats told Obama – it does matter that Obama believes that it is the responsibility for world leaders to tell the Abbott Government that their ideological – as opposed to evidence based – approach to climate change action is dangerous and reckless.  The was also more than a good chance that Obama used his speech to address the climate change sceptics in his own Congress and Senate.  Obama was showing political courage and honesty of the type that the Oz is advocating in this editorial, yet they criticise it because they share the extremist climate change denialism being shown by the Government.  That the editorial also gives a backhander to Obama’s legacy as President is hardly a surprise in the light of the activities of the Oz’s cousins over there in Fox Newsland.

What is revealing, however, is the suggestion that the Three Word Slogan may be dead.  That the slogans that worked for Abbott as an opposition leader aren’t that of a Government. 15 months in and they finally realise this.  Of course things like “Team Australia” are ridiculous and provides nothing in terms of a positive future direction for Australia.  It’s also debatable whether the phrase has any appeal – we don’t still live in the 50s as a nation, when such a phrase may have been successful. Then again, it’s not a phrase that one could imagine Bob Menzies using, probably because he would have thought of it as something from a group of yahoos and not an adult Government.

He would have a point there.

Back to the Oz, though and they get to their core concern.

Limply, the Prime Minister is losing the battle to define core issues and to explain to voters what he is doing and why. At stake is his political credibility, no less. Mr Abbott risks becoming a “oncer” if he allows his opponents to constantly control the agenda. Witness how the Coalition mishandled ABC funding cuts; Labor and its friends have defined it as a “broken promise”, rather than a fiscal imperative. The 24-hour news cycle is as much a trap as it is an opportunity. Mr Abbott’s approach to messaging is a shambles of conception, strategy and execution. This deficiency can no longer be masked or ignored.

The Oz are concerned about Abbott running a one term government and this is why they are applying the whip so vigorously with words like “shambles”. They are concerned that the agenda and the “24 hour news cycle” is undermining the Government – because they realise that even they can’t help the Government control that message.   The most glaring absurdity in this paragraph is the one that attempts to recast the Abbott “no cuts to the ABC” broken promise as a “fiscal imperative”. This from a media outlet that continuously wrote about Gillard’s carbon tax “broken promise”.  I don’t remember the Oz trying to spin that as an “environmental imperative”.   It’s quite a thing to see the Oz and the Government trying to squirm out of the trap made for it by a hasty, pre election promise considering the mileage they both made from Gillard’s hasty phrase.  But, talking of media management…

Too often the Abbott government maddeningly vacates the media space. Bill Shorten, broadcaster Alan Jones and populist stunt man Clive Palmer too often set the national agenda. As a former journalist, a fine writer and a cutthroat oppositionist, Mr Abbott should be aware of the power of words and images. Yet his linguistic prowess has been diminished. Other than in some formal set pieces, he has lost his authoritative voice. Of course, it is no use blaming ill-equipped, tyro advisers. The Prime Minister’s Office is too dominated by Peta Credlin, his chief of staff, including on media strategy.

There’s plenty of curious elements in this paragraph, not the least of which is the expression “maddeningly”. I can picture people at the Oz screaming with frustration at the way Their Man is not grasping the media spotlight. Bill Shorten too often sets the national agenda? To say that (which is woefully inaccurate, he’s not) is to conveniently forget Abbott’s success as opposition leader to get on camera to parrot his three word phrases.   We know of the Oz’s obsession with loathing Palmer and his hokey, anti-politics schtick, but what is interesting is the criticism of Alan Jones.  That wasn’t something we saw in previous campaigns to bring the Liberals back into power.  Jones was a fellow traveller, a helper. Now, however, he isn’t being cast that way. That could be because Jones is, in what could be these fading days of his career, focusing on CSG mining – something the Oz has publicly supported for some time, whilst Jones is an active critic.  It could also be because an old school reactionary like Jones is harder to harness to the cause, unlike self crafted new style reactionary banner holders like Andrew Bolt and Paul Murray.

Another interesting part of this paragraph is the criticism of Peta Credlin.  She has been the subject a lot of words and a sustained personal attack from some Labor supporting megaphones who are often fond of attacks based on looks and gender. However, now it’s a criticism of her power coming from the Oz, looking for a scapegoat rather than focusing on Abbott’s deficiencies.   The core contention of this paragraph, the loss of  Abbott’s “authoritative voice” is a comment that shows a tone deaf understanding of Abbott and his political persona. He may have been able to craft ideas in things like Battlelines, but authoritative voice was never Abbott’s skill.  It hasn’t “diminished”.  He was the hectorer from the fence, the Yabba Gascoigne of Australian politics.  The mistake was to keep him as the leader because he’s not capable of an authoritative voice. Across Australia right now, there’s any number of people who can now easily crack open an Abbott impersonation because he’s the easiest target since Bob Hawke and Joh Bjelke Petersen.  Unlike Bob, however, it’s not done with the affection that accompanied such imitations. It’s more like the Joh impersonations, which underlined what a clueless buffoon is at the top. If you ever want to chill people, just dash off an Abbott laugh.

But to continue with the spray…

To be sure, a hostile, distracted, Twitter-obsessed media is a hindrance; superior language, aimed directly at voters, could overcome this. That Mr Abbott charmed his international guests in private with his knowledge and steadfastness is no consolation. As various leaders admonished Russian President Vladimir Putin for his belligerence in the Ukraine and his indifference to the outrage over the MH17 slaughter, Mr Abbott seemed to have inspired their words. But as seasoned observers have noted, the Prime Minister shrinks in public, his natural exuberance is contained, his confidence hidden from view. Is this the man who destroyed Kevin Rudd and Julia Gillard? Where is the intelligent Rhodes scholar who has an easy rapport with Australians in any setting?

It’s a well worn phrase, “Twitter obsessed” to explain why The Media Is To Blame for why Abbott isn’t popular.  I wonder at this point if the editorial writer is familiar with the work of Sharri Markson, who uses Twitter in an interesting way, stirring up comment and responses. Or maybe the work of the journalists I mentioned in the introduction, who use Twitter in an informed, intelligent way. Maybe not. The Oz’s editorials are happy to cast Twitter in whatever way fits their attempt to appeal to baby boomer loathing of the younger generations (which other generation actually buys the Oz?)

The other part of this paragraph, suggesting that Abbott is “shrinking” in public is again to misunderstand his persona. Abbott never had an easy rapport with Australians – he was the leader of cranky people, people who believed that there was a Problem that needed to be Fixed.  Now he’s PM, however, it turns out that there was no actual problem – the economy was fine the way it was. The problem, however, is now Abbott and his Government, which lurches from one calamity to another.  Such calamities, however, seem to not be at fault in this editorial. It’s the Media. And Abbott.  And so it continues…

This communications malady is endemic. The Coalition’s failing media strategy is damaging its electoral standing and making it difficult to bed down policy responses to problems it was elected to address. The economy is where this ineptitude is most marked; the selling of the Abbott government’s fiscal repair job has been a debacle. Voters are left with the impression that Mr Hockey’s May budget was a litany of broken promises, designed to inflict severe pain on low-income workers and the poor, and that the deficit crisis was not as acute as the Coalition presented it. This unmitigated disaster will retard our progress and ability to effect fiscal consolidation over the medium term.

The Oz has inadvertently made it clear what exactly is the problem with the May budget. It was all those things.  That is the truth of it.  However, that isn’t the point that is being made here, that it’s the media strategy that is to blame.

No, Oz.  The budget was always a pile of straw.  There’s no Rumplestiltskin around to spin it into gold.

In an act of immense self-harm, the Abbott government brought on the faux fairness debate over reform measures in the May budget via its ill-judged levy on top-bracket taxpayers. A false narrative developed that pitted tax rises on high-income earners against the loss of welfare benefits by others. Never mind that one group pays most of the nation’s tax or that governments have built an edifice of unsustainable handouts for all, fashioned out of temporary boom time revenues. Mr Hockey did not prepare the ground for what, truth be told, was a modest exercise in spending restraint. In opposition, the Coalition had over-egged the crisis alarmism. In truth, the debt overhang is a medium-term issue, yet one that every credible economist argues must be addressed if the nation is to successfully manage a future economic shock and not saddle future taxpayers with interest payments. The Coalition is now heading into its midyear economic and fiscal outlook statement with the huge challenge of not only bedding down its budget, but trying to close the fiscal gap amid tumbling revenue. Mr Abbott and Mr Hockey appear tongue-tied. They have no choice but to reboot their sales job.

We see here the way the Oz would like to spin the budget, “modest exercise” and “one group pay most of the nation’s tax”, repeating the bizarre contention that rich people pay the most tax and shouldn’t be sharing the burden of punitive fiscal requirements.  The lack of self awareness in this paragraph is acute, as it demonstrates exactly why it’s difficult for any government to sell budgets where there’s cuts applied in the wrong areas.  It depends on the agenda you wish to use as the defining note of your Government. Abbott is the wrecking ball of Labor’s legacy, not the leading force for neoliberal economic reform that is desired by likes of the editorial team at the Oz.  But hey, that isn’t the problem. It’s the MEDIA. The sales job needs “rebooting”. The time for rebooting went some time ago.  They need to replace the entire operating system.

Talking of operating systems, the editorial then went into comparing various Government operating systems, like comparing the Abbott OS with Paul 83, 86, 89 and 93, Howard 56 and iHawkie.

Mr Abbott is unable to capitalise on the past fortnight of global prestige and successful trade diplomacy. Readers can only imagine how Paul Keating would have conceptualised the Brisbane gathering and the economic might that accompanied it. The former prime minister would have been clever, shameless and over-the-top. He would never have succumbed to the low-rent fearmongering of radio barker Jones on the FTA or Chinese investment. Mr Keating would have had the wit to link the recent trade deals with China, Japan and South Korea — and the possibility of closer ties to emerging India — to a grand narrative about our future in the region, investment, rising living standards, jobs, aspiration and the need to keep opening our eyes, hearts and reform ambitions in the face of Asia’s economic transformation.

We know that the Oz’s modus operandi is to be always critical of the policy settings of Labor Governments, and therefore delivers the backhander of “shameless and over the top” to Keating. But their policy does allow praise of media strategy of Keating and his use of wit and big picture thinking. (It also gives another smack to Jones, which indicates once and for all what is thought of Jones at Reactionary Central)  What this suggestion does with such disingenuous style is ignore that Keating actually believed what he said and did build genuine connections with Asia – it wasn’t just a “narrative”, it was his reality.

The next paragraph continues the same theme of comparing Abbott to the past.

It is true that the conservative side of politics does not trumpet its successes in the manner of the Left. Certainly, Mr Abbott was right to recognise that the electorate had lost patience with the extravagant verbiage of the Rudd-Gillard era. But there is a sweet spot between overblown rhetoric and the dot-point banalities pumped out by the PMO and the Coalition’s advisers. John Howard proved that he not only had convictions and a framework for action, he also knew how to speak directly to voters; he used the tools and media outlets that suited his purpose. Mr Howard was not universally loved, but he built a solid relationship with the Australian people because he argued his case from first principles. His words and his political persona were one and the same; no one thought he was taking his cues from a focus group or party official. The same thing was true for Bob Hawke, another authentic voice in our politics who was able to speak past his enemies and directly to voters.

The first line of this is staggering in its mendacity. Not true at all that Conservatives don’t trumpet their successes like “The Left”.  Abbott’s Government, with assistance from media outlets like the Daily Tele, have trumpeted their small successes with aggression and repetition. I can’t recall just how many times we have heard about the plans for Westconnex and Badgery’s Creek airport, for example.  The point, however, is not that line, it’s that the Abbott dot point media strategy is at odds with what we saw during the Howard era.  And they are spot on with this analysis. The message is flat, lacking in finesse and principles when compared to Howard and Hawke.

This point, however, is made presuming that there are principles and a framework for action at the heart of the Abbott Government.  There hasn’t been a great amount of evidence, however, is that the Government have either. They seem to be borrowing half understood principles from the Howard era or from vested business interests and the framework for action is half baked as a result.  Hence we saw the ABC cuts and then Christopher Pyne setting up a petition to save Adelaide from those cuts (though we now see Chris Kenny attempting to spin this as a “regionalising” of the ABC); we saw Pyne doing various double backflips on schools funding and so on.   If the substance is missing, the message is a bit harder to make.

And then there’s the conclusion.

While Mr Abbott is just as intelligent as his predecessors, he is languishing and looks flaky. He lacks the appeal of “comfortable and relaxed” Mr Howard or the everyman charisma of “Hawkie”, whose narrative of consensus united the nation. The Prime Minister can prevail, but he needs to show courage and leadership. One suggestion for capitalising on the G20 goodwill comes from former treasurer Peter Costello. He argued that going for growth, in line with the Brisbane Action Plan, does not depend on Mr Obama, Mr Putin or faceless officials; it’s up to the leaders of countries, such as our own, to repair their budgets and deregulate industries. “A government serious about reform might use such statements to educate and persuade its own constituency,” Mr Costello argued. “But the business of economic reform is hard, specific and local.” Is Mr Abbott hard enough? Without a clear narrative, the task will be beyond him; his communications strategy is in disarray. The Coalition needs skilful media personnel and new roles for its best ministerial performers; it must communicate like a team that knows what it is doing. Short-term tactical wins may offer a mood hit in the executive wing, but they are not the key to sustained governing. Mr Abbott must regroup, trust himself and speak with purpose. Right now, his insipid default setting is losing the people.

This is where the whip is being applied at the end to get the Government home in time for 2016. He needs to grasp a “narrative”. Tell a “yarn”.  It needs a cleanout of a bunch of scapegoats from the Prime Ministers’ Office and media spinners. Not a change in Abbott, his Government, their policy settings, their plan of action. Just in the way it delivers the message.  It doesn’t allow the possibility that the horse may be dead or in the process of dying.

The interesting nature of this editorial is not held in the way the Oz does not understand the failures at the heart of the Abbott Government – we know that they would never admit to that.  It is in the intent of the editorial, to direct the Government in terms of the way it employs people and delivers messages to the Australian people.  It’s political interventionism on a forceful and aggressive scale.  It further supports the contention of many that the Oz isn’t a viable newspaper, more a way for business interests to deliver its messages to Government and attempt to influence media cycles.  This whipping of the horse is the clearest evidence yet.

It’s also an indication that Alan Jones is no longer a member of the Reactionary Cool Kids club.

*Thank Dr. Peter Phelps, the NSW Liberal MLC, for suggesting the horse whipping metaphor.

Blowhards, Bellyaching and Mug Lairs – A Reflection on My Father, Ideas and Social Media

It’s been 17 years today since my father passed on and it’s during such times I pull out the Irish whiskey and start reflecting on his life and his impact on me and the way I think and live my life.  It’s been a particularly reflective week because my professional life has taken a fairly dramatic and interesting upswing recently – my interpersonal skills have been called upon a great deal these past few weeks in ways I barely felt possible.  Why I barely felt possible was because interpersonal skills was Dad’s thing.  This was a man who walked up and down the streets of our suburb talking to anyone and everyone – always talking at their level, genuinely interested in what they did, no matter what it was that they did.

I, however, have always wondered if I was shy, withdrawn, timid or just a snob not wanting to talk to different ranges of people. Perhaps why I spend far too much time on Twitter, not facing the awkwardness of meeting random people face to face.  Then again, I also wonder if I’m being too harsh on myself. Dad grew up in a softer, gentler age when people did go from door to door and chat with people. This is not such a friendly, open age in which we live.  I do like meeting all sorts of people when given the right circumstances and context.

That desire to meet a range of people could also relate to Twitter though, as it does give a chance to meet with a whole range of people and chat with them about whatever they get up to, whatever they think, feel, dream and the like.  So perhaps I am more like my father than I once believed. That I have taken my desire to know more about people to the net rather than to my suburb and community.


It is with that eye that I think of what Dad would have thought of Twitter.  That thought doesn’t take very much time. He would have hated it. It features a range of people he never liked or had much time for.  He certainly would have thought I was wasting my time with it. And, problem is, I have done all of the things he wouldn’t have liked – such as:

Blowhards – People who talk a lot about what great things they are going to do, what they could do, what little things they have done but in reality achieve little with their lives and waste their time talking themselves up.  There’s a lot of them on Twitter.

Bellyaching – I remember vividly the last sentiment Dad ever gave to me. I was going through a really tough time at work – I was being picked on by a colleague – and I said it all while he was lying there, in a hospital, suffering through the last vestiges of pancreatic cancer.  He couldn’t say very much, but he did say this – “Stop bellyaching about it. Just get on with it”.   I still bellyache far too much – rant away. But then when the dark clouds clear, I have a look at Twitter and see a whole lot of bellyaching about the smallest, most ridiculous stuff that really doesn’t matter to the way the world works for most people.  So much bellyaching, so much time wasted.

Mug Lairs – People who give themselves many, many tickets and carry on conversations over Twitter that reveals to all and sundry their pretentiousness and lack of substance.  Lairs because they shine a light from their base to their apex and mugs because the reality is, that’s all they are, mugs.  We can see them, all conducting meaningless conversations on Twitter during the day about nonsense in their own smug, exclusionary language while most people are getting on with their day and work.

There’s other people on Twitter and in the wider media that would have come under Dad’s blank stare.

The category of mug lair can be continued to those people with little life experience or training commenting on things of which they know little.  The people who believe that because they have the power to write about things, do – even if what they write adds little to nothing to our collective understanding of things.  I remember Dad refusing to enter into loud, arrogant, half baked conversations being during Christmas about things of which he had detailed knowledge – his attitude was “they believe they know everything, it’s better to keep them that way”. If he was bothered, he would be appalled at the kind of things in newspapers that people get paid to write as well as the kinds of people who write for them.  Truth is, he wouldn’t read them.

I can see his point.

But for me, I have had the added bonus of seeing the growth of relationships built over endless pointless Twitter conversations develop into the paid presence of these “m8s” on the comment pages of news websites.  The development of these clubs of undertrained, inexperienced opinion piece churners trying to build their personal profiles on the back of their Twitter personas rather than on the back of deep, profound life experience or training in the fields about which they are writing.  These same people only speaking on Twitter to their own small cliques of the chosen and being rude to those considered unworthy.  I’m guessing that right now, there’s a few readers of this post that could think of a few who would fit this description.

I’m not going to go into names, however, because really, that wouldn’t have been Dad’s way and it doesn’t need to be mine.  My reflection on such things, however, has made me realise that I do need to catch myself from being a blowhard, from bellyaching and from being a mug lair.

And stop bloody wasting my time on rubbish that just annoys or upsets me.

Thanks, Dad. Again.